From the mind of a six year old...

Camden really enjoys making up jokes. Since he's only six, most of them don't make any sense, which actually makes them kind of funny. He's also a typical six year old boy, in that he thinks anything having to do with burping or passing gas is funny. Here's a little joke he came up with today:

"What wears a scarf and toots?"

"Uh, I don't know. What wears a scarf and toots?"

"A cold toot monster!"

Ha, ha, ha!

One more quick story:
We had company for lunch yesterday, so in the morning we had a talk with the boys about not burping at the table (one of those conversations I never could have imagined before having kids). The lecture was aimed mainly at Camden who, as I mentioned, thinks burping is pretty funny. Cullen informed Camden that he would have to stop burping or he would never get a wife. Camden let him know that he would find a wife even if he didn't stop burping and that she would "just get used it".